Open Letter to Tyra Banks

Dearest Tyra,

I know that ANTM has become your secondary income - you prefer teaching women about their vajayays more than teaching young girls to model. And while I def salute you for following your dreams of being the next Oprah, I have issues with you abandoning ANTM. ANTM should be your bread and buttah. 9 cycles and people still come back for more.

However, things are starting to change. Please take my following suggestions to get back to the wonderful-ness that ANTM used to be.

• Please update the panel. Ms. Jay has done his/her good, and now he/she just annoys me. His/her help is fine for runway, but not for judging. Who is he/she to judge anyways? Twiggy may be a fashion icon, but man is she boring!!! Bring back some drama. Tho, tell Nigel he needs to make more inapro comments, you seemed to edit him back this season. I miss him hitting on all the girls (tho does he have a prob with sarcasm? first caridee and now jenah... mmm interesting. is it the britishness?)
• Please bring back judges challenges. I miss girls being forced to do stupid things in front of the panel. Who ever would have thought that someone could stand so still while Ms. Jay hit on her? dont crack a smile!!
  
• Please stop eliminating the people who actually are succeeding.
  

As for this season, the minute jenah was eliminated, you knew your tzone-girl salisha was going to win. However, some interesting facts have come to light about your relationship to the newest ANTM. What do you have to say to that accusation? I know Oprah would apologize and say that she was sorry. What do you say? Step up to the plate honey. If these rumors are true, I feel cheated. DO OVER. lisa vs heather vs jenah. That is a final 3 I can get behind. Lets hear if for the girls.

Thanks. That is all.

you know you want me.
xoxo a

ps. Oprah is still alive, try to be your own person - fat/ skinny/ normal or whatever you are Tyra.

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